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Emil August Geiss was an American professional baseball player who was a pitcher and infielder for one season in Major League Baseball. He appeared in three games for the 1887 Chicago White Stockings; one as a pitcher, one at first base, and one at second base. His brother, Bill Geiss, played parts of 1882 and 1884 at the major league level.
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