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The 1959 Prince Edward Island general election was held in the Canadian province of Prince Edward Island on September 1, 1959.
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{"fact":"Cats can predict earthquakes. We humans are not 100% sure how they do it. There are several different theories.","length":111}
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{"fact":"According to a Gallup poll, most American pet owners obtain their cats by adopting strays.","length":90}
{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is extreme pain.","length":53}
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Bargh Shiraz Football Club is an Iranian football club based in Shiraz, Iran.موسسه فرهنگى ورزشى برق شيراز The club is currently in the Iran Football's 3rd Division after they were relegated from Iran Football's 2nd Division due to financial problems.\nIts main sponsor is the municipal electrical company.
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The Duvvada–Vijayawada section is a railway line connecting Duvvada in the city of Visakhapatnam and Vijayawada, both in the Indian state of Andhra Pradesh. The main line is part of the Howrah–Chennai main line. The track from Duvvada to Thadi is under the administrative jurisdiction of East Coast Railway zone, and the rest of the line from Anakapalle to Vijayawada is under the administrative jurisdiction of South Central Railway zone.
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