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{"type":"general","setup":"99.9% of the people are dumb!","punchline":"Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%","id":398}

{"slip": { "id": 154, "advice": "State the problem in words as clearly as possible."}}

{"fact":"The silks created by weavers in Baghdad were inspired by the beautiful and varied colors and markings of cat coats. These fabrics were called 'tabby' by European traders.","length":174}

{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}

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Proposition 99 is an initiative statute which appeared on the November 8th, 1988 California general election ballot, as the Tobacco Tax and Health Protection Act.

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{"fact":" A cat only has the ability to move their jaw up and down, not side to side like a human can.","length":93}

{"type":"standard","title":"Benkei","displaytitle":"Benkei","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q316898","titles":{"canonical":"Benkei","normalized":"Benkei","display":"Benkei"},"pageid":950519,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f6/Benkei.jpg/330px-Benkei.jpg","width":320,"height":368},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f6/Benkei.jpg","width":990,"height":1137},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1290044291","tid":"baf58041-2f32-11f0-9e41-d306c50f5c70","timestamp":"2025-05-12T13:12:18Z","description":"Japanese warrior monk (1155–1189)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benkei","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benkei?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benkei?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Benkei"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benkei","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Benkei","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benkei?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Benkei"}},"extract":"Saitō Musashibō Benkei , popularly known by the mononym Benkei, was a Japanese warrior monk (sōhei) who lived in the latter years of the Heian Period (794–1185). Benkei led a varied life, first becoming a monk, then a mountain ascetic, and then a rogue warrior. He later came to respect and serve the famous warrior Minamoto no Yoshitsune, also known as Ushiwakamaru. He is commonly depicted as a man of great strength and loyalty, and a popular subject of Japanese folklore showcased in many ancient and modern literature and productions.","extract_html":"

Saitō Musashibō Benkei , popularly known by the mononym Benkei, was a Japanese warrior monk (sōhei) who lived in the latter years of the Heian Period (794–1185). Benkei led a varied life, first becoming a monk, then a mountain ascetic, and then a rogue warrior. He later came to respect and serve the famous warrior Minamoto no Yoshitsune, also known as Ushiwakamaru. He is commonly depicted as a man of great strength and loyalty, and a popular subject of Japanese folklore showcased in many ancient and modern literature and productions.

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