César Garza Cantú is a Mexican professional footballer who plays as a midfielder for Scottish Premiership club Dundee, on loan from Liga MX club Monterrey and the Mexico national under-20 team.
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Half-Wits Holiday is a 1947 short subject directed by Jules White starring American slapstick comedy team the Three Stooges. It is the 97th entry in the series released by Columbia Pictures starring the comedians, who released 190 shorts for the studio between 1934 and 1959.
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